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Joke of the Day

"Dad: I'm so hungry. Me: Hi, so hungry I'm son! *Dad turns head very slowly* [camera cuts to Dad patting down pile of dirt with shovel]"

"My girlfriend asked me if her vagina smelled like fish... I said; ""Yes, Ariel, it does."""

"remember when people would choke on cinnamon to entertain the internet"

"The doctor tells his patient, ""Well, I can't find anything wrong with you. I suspect the problem is heavy drinking."" The patient asks, ""Should I come back when you've sobered up?"

"Melania Trump says her husband is ""not Hitler."" That's true. Hitler had a mustache and adult-sized hands."

"The owner of hostess just brought the playboy mansion Guess he really liked ho-hos and ding dongs"

"Did you hear that Trump said he'd eliminate food safety regulations? It's the only way they can bring Trump steaks back."

"[job interview] You sure you know what it means to be a real estate developer? [i picture myself yelling at a building to try harder] Yes"

"What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre, of course."

"Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."