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"What did Mr. Orange say to Anna Banana when she asked what his first name was in rhyme world? Fuck off"
"Who's Angry in Japan? The director of Life of Pi."
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish."
"What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons."
"My resolution last year was to lose 25 lbs. Anyone know how I can lose 50lbs in an hour and fifteen minutes?"
"One of my biggest fear is being chased by Usain Bolt during zombie apocalypse."
"Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny? Because they are always losing pounds."
"All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society's way of preparing you for your driver's license photo."
"Do you know what an Australian kiss is? It's a French kiss, ......down under!"