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Joke of the Day

"I went to the dermatologist about something on my neck- -and they said I just needed to scrub it!!!"

"Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV."

"There are two types of people in the world... ...those who pee in the shower, and liars."

"CNN is running a spot called ""Why Tsumanis are Dangerous"". They should follow it with a spot on ""Why Journalism Is Dead""."

"Your mom is like a shotgun. Two cocks and she's ready to blow."

"What was the butcher doing when he got caught? Beating his meat."

"Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia? Because he was Snowden."

"Did you hear about the redditor who had a girlfriend?"

"Did you hear about the med student caught picking up hookers? He claimed he was studying whore moans."

"when a cop pulls me over i tell him i'm a nihilist and i don't believe in tickets or laws or authority. i do however now believe in tazers."