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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it."

"Where are smells made? In the olfactory."

"Gonna start a matchmaking site for very old people called Carbon Dating"

"I have a new co-worker, who only has seven toes. I instantly hated him. Turns out I'm lack toes intolerant."

"Why American Names Are Like ""Jackson, Wilson, Markson..... Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson"" Because This Is The Easy Way For Mom To Remember Who Is Whose Son."

"If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world."

"I told my therapist I don't wanna see her anymore. She said from what she's learned, that means I'll fuck her 3 more times."

"Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !"

"My new favorite joke [Language] How do you get a little old lady to yell, ""Go fuck yourself!""? Get another little old lady to yell,""BINGO!"""

"My Girlfriend broke up with me because I don't last long in bed... I told her if she ever changes her mind, all she has to do is phone and I'll come straight away."