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Joke of the Day

"Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got somethingn and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want."

"If Clinton gets elected, federal employees will be LEGALLY allowed to consume cannabis! If you smoke, you have to say ""I did not inhale"" and if you do edibles, you have to say ""I did not swallow"""

"Girls must love beat boxing Since it's all about boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats..."

"I'm in a band called Missing Cat. You've probably seen our posters."

"Hey guys where do Chemists come from? ... From the *Stork*iometry. I'll see myself out now."

"Have you heard the one about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."

"An infinite number of mathematicians walks into a bar... The first order 1 beer, the second 2 beers, the third 3, and so on... The bartender doesn't pour anything and say ""Yall own me 1/12 of a beer"""

"Scientists have discovered... That left handed people are significantly more likely to finish exams than people with no hands."

"I'm lazy as fuck.. If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die."

"I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought 'thats just a spam'"