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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an attractive girl in Poland A tourist. Or swap in Poland for wherever, spread the love."

"My computer is quick to point out when I eject a disk improperly, but never notices when I've ejected a disk beautifully."

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says, ""What is this - some kind of joke?"""

"Which African country has the most obese inhabitants? Burkina Fatso"

"[God, creating pigeons] Make them pace back and forth like a lawyer."

"Why was Hitler born on 4/20? His mom wanted him to blaze it"

"If I had a dollar for every time someone used the wrong ""they're""... Their wouldn't be enough money on the planet."

"There will only be seven planets... after I destroy Uranus"

"[Jack Black's birthday] Oh wow..ANOTHER rock polisher, thanks grandma. ""How is Rock School going dear?"" It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind."

"If I had a dollar every time trump said something stupid, I'd have a small loan of a million dollars"