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Joke of the Day

"I have a class about water (filtration systems, how to give everyone clean water, etc) and my teacher loves jokes. Anyone have some good water related jokes?"

"Remember when America used to be cool... .... Yeah, me neither."

"What's the difference between a bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"

"A snake slithers into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'm sorry but I can't serve you."" ""Why not?"" asks the snake. The bartender says, ""Because you can't hold your liquor."""

"Never marry a tennis player... Love means nothing to them."

"I experimented a ton in college. I tried naps in the evening, naps in the morning, sometimes even 3 naps in a row."

"On the 1st episode of Casper the Friendly Ghost, Casper the Friendly Boy was eaten by a clown behind his grandparents' barn."

"Russell Crowe arrested for cannibalism After been asked by the judge did he have any regrets for eating the female victim, Russell shook his head and said he was ""Glad he ate 'er"""

"There is really no easy way to say it, ma'am, but your son has just fallen into the Eyjafjallajokull."

"How do you practice eating out a black woman? Steel wool and mayonnaise"