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Joke of the Day

"I can't stand Italians and their slanty eyes... ...no, wait, *italics*."

"Last week I tried to give up swearing... ...but said ""fuck it"" instead."

"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships.. ""In HD"" was NOT the right answer..."

"What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit? DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry."

"Why don't roosters wear underwear? Their peckers are on their heads."

"The Seven Dwarfs The seven dwarfs were all in a hot tub. They were all feeling happy, then Happy got out."

"Racism is institutionalized throughout the US Why else would black history be celebrated during the shortest month!"

"Almonds on the tree; Amonds off the tree cause to get them off the tree you hafta shake the ""L"" out of them!"

"I duct taped a stick to the front of the lawn mower today so I could feel like I was riding a majestic unicorn that eats grass super fast."

"i'm going to sell a drink called ""responsibly"" so after every liquor ad when they say ""drink responsibly"" hey free advertising boom i win"