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Joke of the Day
"What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page? Alt+Right"
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"Next time someone asks you how you slept, close your eyes & say ""like this"" & just stay that way for like 8 hours!!!"
"Mystery In an ironic twist, Oscar Pistorious has investigators stumped."
"What's common between a crying baby and a gun? You must not bring either to the movies."
"Hey people who say ""look at our new baby"", thanks for clarifying that because my initial reaction was to ask where you got the used baby"
"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know I keep throwing them it just doesn't change."
"If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic."
"Just found out there is a whole series on Netflix about this year's election results. Orange is the new black."
"Did you hear about the guy who broke 17 world records while sitting on a pastry? He's on a roll!"
"If a road runs parallel to a river, there's probably a bridge nearby. No reason to cross five lanes of traffic, Frogger, you dumbshit."