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Joke of the Day

"Hey people who say ""look at our new baby"", thanks for clarifying that because my initial reaction was to ask where you got the used baby"

"Jew joke What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? They don't scream when you put them in a oven!"

"My wife found out I was cheating... ... after she found the letters I was hiding. She got real mad and said that she'd never play Scrabble with me ever again."

"What do you call a rich black man? A tycoon."

"""How old is your girlfriend?"" ""She's52"" ""Haha, dude, she could be your mom!"" ""Yeah, actually it's yours"""

"What's the difference between a Pakistani school and a Pakistani outpost? I don't know, I just fly the drone... *(Please don't hate me)*"

"What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub? soup"

"I like to read the Constitution for the articles."

"*breathes on window creating condensation *starts to write in condensation *sneezes *head slams into window and breaks it"

"My fiance asked me what I thought about having kids. I told her that I love children, I just can't bear them!"