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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who broke 17 world records while sitting on a pastry? He's on a roll!"

"I just found out JFK was jewish. He was shot in the temple."

"A man walks into a bar... ... ouch."

"What do you call a vegetable optometrist? A sea cucumber."

"I bet all this shit started because someone told Trump he couldn't be president and Trump said ""hold my beer, watch this"""

"What's a trees favorite drink? Root beer"

"BAE: come over BATMAN: i'm fighting crime BAE: my parents aren't home BATMAN: *tears up* same"

"What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? The Mercedes can easily reach 40."

"My wife and I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went But then it dawned on us."

"Hilary Clinton will make the best president She will save us 25% in salary right from the start."