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Joke of the Day
"If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic."
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"What did the tailor say to the fed up customer? Suit yourself."
"What's the best thing to come out of Oklahoma? Southbound 35."
"Uncle got surgery to get 12 nipples It's not just me, it sounds super weird, dozen tit?"
"I, for one, am proud of Donald Trump for paying those hookers to pee on each other. He finally paid a contractor"
"How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb."
"[God, creating pigeons] Make them pace back and forth like a lawyer."
"New drinking game: Every time Senator Bernie Sanders proposes something free, chug someone else's beer."
"How do people not know how to say their ABC's backwards. It's 3 fucking letters."
"What's red and smells like yellow paint? Red paint"