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Joke of the Day
"What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier? The punchline."
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"What's the core body temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"
"I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me."
"Wife: I'm going to grab some dinner, you want anything? Me: No thanks, I'm stuffed. Wife: Ok, I'm going to Taco... Me: I'll have 9 tacos."
"Some people don't like vegetable puns... but I don't carrot all about their opinions."
"Never let the printer know that you are in a hurry."
"What do you call a sad suicidal bird? A Robin Williams."