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Joke of the Day

"What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk? A man laughing his head off."

"A girl asked me if I was a good cook. ""Does Meth count?"" probably wasn't the answer she wanted."

"I'm black, and I really hate it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. I guess some old habits never die... White man always leavin' me hanging"

"What Do You Get When You Cross ""White Christmas"" With A Black Rapist? Bing Cosby edit for pudding an extra letter in the last name"

"A butcher married a baker and had a kid who grew up to be what? Fat."

"Did you hear about the guy who died after eating chicken? The meat was fowl."

"My favorite one-liner Two women sat down quietly."

"The only reason I eat corn... Is so I can see it come out the next day"

"What is Son Goku's least liked food? Vegetta balls"

"Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punch line because ruining music isn't funny."