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Joke of the Day
"What did one succulent say to the other? ""Aloe there"""
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"The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large"
"If you say ""That reminds me of a good story,"" I automatically think ""This story's gonna suck."""
"What's E.T. short for? Because he's got tiny legs."
"*shows up at ur door holding a bouquet of flowers with all the petals ripped off* hi, i brought u som flowers that told me u love me"
"Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain? Because of the indoor fins."
"Did you know Thailand has a military? It does a good job of separating the ladyboys from the ladymen."
"What's the worst thing about a September harvest? Finding a plane in your field."
"The farmer's wife just ran off with a farm equipment salesman. She wrote him a John Deere letter."
"Just had a very thorough pat-down by a TSA agent. Now he wants to talk about my feelings, but I'm soooo sleepy."