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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut? Tug-of-whore."
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"You're fat. Fatty."
"Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts? He found his lack of Faith disturbing."
"I used to have a dog named Ass. RIP Ass"
"How can you tell if a pedophile is happy? He has a peda-smile."
"Scientists discover diarrhea can be hereditary It runs in your jeans"
"Girl, are you expansionary monetary policy? Because my Aggregate Demand is growing."
"[murder scene] detective: ""she drown?"" cop: ""after a blow to the head"" d: ""what's he doing?"" me: [trying to draw chalk outline on river]"
"If Apple made cars... ...would they have Windows installed?"
"The only thing that would make my morning more productive is actually doing something."