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Joke of the Day
"The only thing that would make my morning more productive is actually doing something."
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"What is ET short for? He's got little legs."
"I like my women like I like my coffee ground up and easily dissolved."
"""Jesus honey, I don't know. How about a letter, a time of day, and something really Indian"" - M. Night Shyamalan's parents' naming process"
"Do I feel like crying? HELL YES LET'S DO THIS 'THE FAULT IN OUR STARS'"
"What did water say when ice farted? Ice melt it."
"Why do cowboys have foreskin? So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth"
"Patient: Doctor I am very nervous. You know this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don't worry it's my first extraction too."
"My penis is like a door Welcome to all"
"A man goes to a doctor. The doctor examines him and finds out he has five penises. The doctor says, ""That's amazing! How do your pants fit?"" The man says, ""Like a glove."""