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Joke of the Day
"Scientists discover diarrhea can be hereditary It runs in your jeans"
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"Did you hear about the Irishman that was attacked by a carpenter? I heard he was hammered"
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"Daughter just told me my hair looks good. The request for a ride will be coming in less than 10 minutes."
"It's become so annoying at weddings, when elderly relatives start playing the game of ""I wonder who'll be next""... ...so I've started doing the same to them at funerals."
"Break into your neighbor's house every night but don't take anything just put a cape on their dog"
"A ghost walks into a bar ""Sorry sir"" the barmen says, ""We don't serve spirits after eleven"""
"Have you heard about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?? He's 0K now."
"How to make holy water You shake the hell out of it."
"What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head? A towel head."