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Joke of the Day
"I used to have a dog named Ass. RIP Ass"
Next Joke
"What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud? Conversation?"
"I used to think porn stars got paid alot it turns out they've been getting shafted"
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"Pub Quiz I did terribly in the Greek Mythology section of the Pub Quiz last night. You could say it's my Achilles Wrist."
"What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare."
"A man was arrested standing next to his homie coz it was homie side"
"A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one."
"Jesus: I HAVE RETURNED [wife & I arguing about who used the last paper towel or some other shit] Jesus: OK I'MMA COME BACK LATER"
"Arteries have a special place in my heart"