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Joke of the Day
"Why do they throw so many Black men in prison? So it hurts more when the pedophiles get raped."
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"Have you heard of the film constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
"Clever Life is a Joke. :P"
"What's two holes in a hole ? My nose up your ass."
"My boss let me have a day off work because my wife was having a baby The next day he asked me if it was a boy or a girl, I said i'd tell him in about 9 months"
"Today is finally Eid! You know what I'm getting for my newborn baby? A first Eid kit!"
"[tv interview] I'm with Amy. Her house was damaged by the floods, how are you? [cut to Amy crying] MORE LIQUID IS THE LAST THING WE NEED AMY"
"Being a software engineer is pretty cool because I can just stare at my screen/zone out & if anybody questions me I say I'm optimizing code"
"""only watch up to two hours of tv a day"" oh well i dont have time to watch tv because i stay on the internet all day so im good and healthy"
"How does NASA throw a holiday party? They planet."