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Joke of the Day

"The Constipated Mathematician What did the constipated mathematician do? He worked it out with a pencil."

"I googled ""where do ninjas live?"" no results were found. Well played ninjas. Well played."

"Somebody said that truth doesn't exist at all. And then an enthusiastic supporter shouted: ""YEAH, THAT'S THE TRUTH!"""

"Did you hear they recently opened a bar on the moon? The cocktails are great, but it has no atmosphere."

"The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil. I'd pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, ""Keep the change you filthy animal."""

"What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con? Virgin Mobile"

"Everybody always says they want a fairytale wedding, but when I show up and curse their newborn, suddenly I'm a jerk."

"What's the most common way to trigger a feminist? Right away."

"How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, while the rest were kung fu fighting"

"Did I ever tell you about the guy who had a visectamy? He said it didn't work, all it did was change the color of his kids."