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Joke of the Day

"A decepticon is a just a cheeky emoticon at the end of a message intended to excuse the sender and confuse the recipient. Ex: Please die ;)"

"What does the chicken says to the other chicken? Nothing."

"My favorite ""yo momma"" joke from the 2000s Yo momma so fat she takes up TWO Myspaces. And her top 8 are all sandwiches."

"You know you're in a shitty bar when the food is colder than your beer."

"My sister asked me who sings the 'Black Beatles' song [OC] I told her probably John Melanin."

"I'm a take me or leave me kind of girl. Wait, where ya going?"

"If I start removing my earrings while maintaining eye contact, you're either in for the fuck of your life, or you'd better fucking run."

"What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food? Tie food"

"I'd rather break your headboard than your heart."

"i tried to ignore my girlfriend's bulimia but she kept bringing it back up"