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Joke of the Day

"What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men? 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!"

"What is green and flies above Poland? Peter Pansky"

"People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society."

"""Hello, this is Steve, my wife is listening."" - How I answer every phone call since my wife bought Bluetooth for my car."

"Foreigner? Why not fist her? Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)"

"Me: this doesn't seem right Dentist: u know on tv when they say 9/10 dentists M: yeah D: im the one *he resumes hitting my teeth w/ a comb*"

"Life is like toilet paper you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!"

"Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine."

"Signs And Notices"