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Joke of the Day
"Fidel Castro was alive?"
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"A man goes to the doctor for a prostate exam. The doctor pens the following in his notes ""Patient presented with anxiety""."
"How does a nun lose her virginity? Dresses up as an altar boy"
"I don't know what all this fuss is about Same Sex Marriage! Me and my wife have been having the same sex for 21yrs! It's boring but it isn't worth getting all upset over!!!"
"Him: Boo! Me: Did you just call me your Boo? Him: I was scaring you! Me: Mission accomplished. *backs away*"
"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse... I really should have invested in one of those carbon monoxide detectors."
"How much for these old batteries? For you? No charge."
"A Freudian slip is when you say something by mistake that gives away What you were really wanking about...I mean thinking about. -Ricky Gervais"
"Yelling ""shotgun"" when getting in a car means a seat in the front. Yelling it before getting on a plane means a seat in the TSA office."
"What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."