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Joke of the Day
"Fidel Castro was alive?"
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"Why was the sand wet? Because the sea-weed"
"What do Germans say when you show them a meme? Danke."
"Cry if you missed someone. Try to shoot them again before they leave."
"Who was the most important Knight of the Round Table? Sir Cumference."
"How do Asians name their babies? They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes."
"What's the difference between a fish and an elephant? (OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant?"
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't."
"mars: I'm wet.... NASA: I'm coming over!"
"Two jews walk into a bank The bartender says ""Shit, I'm in the wrong joke"""