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Joke of the Day
"We need to get into the fertilizer industry... I hear business is booming."
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"came from my uncle: Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast? because the population is always Dublin."
"Me and my wife were happy for 20 years... ...then we met each other"
"Why are there so few female politicians? It's hard to put makeup on two faces."
"If you play your cards right, I could be your 2nd and 4th husband."
"I told my wife I am sending her a dick pic... She said "" I don't want your junk mail!"""
"Do you guys dance in the shower too? Today I did the robot! (I short circuited and stared at the wall for 40 minutes, broken)"
"2016 is like... A 30 second ad on YouTube that you can't skip"
"Why do Scots fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff? Because they push back harder."
"What's black and never works? Decaf coffee, you racist bastard."