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Joke of the Day
"How do you make your girlfriend cry while having sex? Phone her"
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"What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son? James Bonding bah dun tss"
"What do you do if an Elephant comes through your window? Swim for your life!"
"*opens up a Forever 20 store next to Forever 21*"
"I never could have made it to my sixth Twitter anniversary without the support of my wife and kids, whatever their names are."
"My friend is addicted to brake fluid... ...but he says he can stop anytime"
"What's long and hard and has cum in it? Cumulative exams."
"If someone wants something their whole life, and you make it happen after they die, that is so goddamned mean. What are you even thinking"
"Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you?"
"""Betty White"" What the African American said when he heard there was a new Pope."