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Joke of the Day

"Robber: Give me all your money.Otherwise you are chemistry! ME: Don't you mean history? R: Don't change the subject! *Both start laughing"

"Whats the hardest thing to eat about a vegetable? The wheel chair"

"What's 50 Cent's new name? 50 Drachma."

"Know why cowgirls are always bowlegged? Cowboys don't take their hats off while eating."

"My financial advisor told me that I could catch up on my bills if I stopped buying so much pizza. We laughed and laughed. Then I fired him."

"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."

"I'm on a pepperoni pizza cleanse."

"I vote for less election coverage"

"Einstein finally developed a theory about space... and it was about time too!"

"I swallowed a Viagra and it got stuck in my throat... had a stiff neck for days. i'm here all week folks. try the veal."