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Joke of the Day

"hoarder on TV: pls help me doc therapist: of course. lets start by throwing out all these anime posters. we'll take them to my car"

"What is Trump going to build to detain illegal Mexican immigrants if he becomes President? Juantanamo bay"

"What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor"

"The most dangerous piece of machinery a person can operate while drinking is the telephone"

"Every time the sun goes down, I get attacked by a horse. What a night mare."

"LOOK AT HOW HE OUTGUNS ME http://xboxclips.com/Kolt+the+Don/f1dd03d5-32b3-4238-9134-393050b8d254"

"My stages of drunk: 1) ""Everybody, watch this!"" 2) Prison"

"The best writerly advice is to start each paragraph w ""Here's somethin for ya!"" as the reader is now engaged & will follow you anywhere"

"Facebook is like a prison. You look around, write on walls, and are poked by people you don't know."

"What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt? Marco's polo"