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Joke of the Day

"LOOK AT HOW HE OUTGUNS ME http://xboxclips.com/Kolt+the+Don/f1dd03d5-32b3-4238-9134-393050b8d254"

"The other day I heard that photons have mass Who would have thought that they we catholic?"

"Awkward If you think buying condoms is awkward, you should try returning them."

"Geppetto: Whew it's a cold one. Pinocchio: Mhmm. G: Fire's running low. P: Mhmm. G: Wonder *sharpens axe* where I could get some wood."

"Question: What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift? Ans: Hodor"

"If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age."

"My friend thinks he so smart. He says onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face"

"How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""*Whys the lightbulb got to be white?!*"""

"So, did you hear what Lateesha get on her SATs? Barbecue sauce."

"What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window."