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Joke of the Day
"The most dangerous piece of machinery a person can operate while drinking is the telephone"
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"All the doctors at this hospital must have gone to This-Piece-Of-Medical-Equipment-Is-Not-A-Toy University and majored in ""boring""."
"*takes a puff of an E-Cigarette* yeah, I have all of Skrillex's albums on vinyl."
"What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift"
"My wife is a beautiful, kind & giving woman who also checks my TL."
"There were two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, ""Wow, it's really hot in here!"" The other says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""
"What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common? They both have a hated governor."
"Who's Boss? Boss is like a diaper always on your ass and full of Sh*t...!!"
"My wife and i lost 150 pounds combined! Shes much prettier without those other 149 weighing her down"
"A Jewish boy tells his father... ""Daddy, daddy, I need to borrow $20."" The father replies, ""$10? What are you gonna buy for $5?"""