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Joke of the Day
"My stages of drunk: 1) ""Everybody, watch this!"" 2) Prison"
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"I am woman, hear me say the opposite of what I mean in that tone that means you'd better do what I meant and not what I said."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a repost"
"What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter!"
"DID YOU KNOW: If you don't eat animal products, you will take it out on everyone else forever?"
"White people sure do love generalizations."
"Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers? It's a shifty business."
"I used to have a part time job helping a one-armed typist write capital letters It was shift work."
"[On a date] Date: So what do you do? Me: I'm a taxidermist Date: Oh... wow. Fox: And a ventriloquist"
"Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke? Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time."