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Joke of the Day
"Every time the sun goes down, I get attacked by a horse. What a night mare."
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"Hillary wouldve made girls believe they can be President Trump made EVERYONE believe they can be President."
"How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible"
"What's a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."
"I tried to download Ford Racing 2 today... It crashed."
"My hobbies include humming the Jurassic Park theme song to my chickens, to make them feel more in touch with their ancestors."
"I broke my arm when I was a kid, my Dad carried me ten miles to the hospital, he has cancer, so that's why my tattoo is hot nurse. -LA Ink."
"If you're a kid and have problems with pedophiles... grow up"
"Knock, Knock..."
"I hate when I'm checking out a bag of chips, and the guy standing in front of it, thinks my lustful gaze is meant for him."