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Joke of the Day

"Facebook is like a prison. You look around, write on walls, and are poked by people you don't know."

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"My super buff friend told me he never uses any fitness supplements... I didn't believe him and said ""no whey?"""
"(getting into a hot tub full of people) i guess we're making some people soup huh gang"
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