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Joke of the Day
"What emits a monochromatic beam of salty snack food? Frito Layser."
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"What type of writing makes the most money? Ransom notes."
"For girls who said all guys are assholes Who told you do try them all?"
"What are children generally better at then adults? Giving the pope an errection"
"A cannibal with diarrhea cloned himself for dinner. He shit himself."
"I have a bumper sticker that says COP KISSER explicitly to make it awkward when a police officer asks if I know why they pulled me over."
"There's no ""I"" in meat, but there's ""me"" and ""eat"", and I don't know how vegans can argue with that logic."
"Did you hear they are planning to legislate that all time-telling devices should indicate numbers only as Roman numerals? Not on my watch!"
"What does Beyonce bake her cookies on? Aluminatti foil"
"""Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."""