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Joke of the Day
"What type of writing makes the most money? Ransom notes."
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"How can you tell if someone's a vegan? Don't worry--THEY'LL FUCKING TELL YOU."
"What do people in the South use instead of www.Ancestry.com? www.incestry.com"
"In a progressively incestuous household... ...it's about upping the auntie"
"I told my wife she shops too much, but she wouldn't listen. She's so damn clothes-minded"
"a haunted house but it's just people paying bills and waiting in line at the DMV"
"What's better than 29 year olds? 20 9 year olds ( ) Sorry"
"I was just at a cell phone convention and stopped at the Virgin Mobile booth. It was just a bunch of nuns in wheelchairs."
"Not saying obamacare is perfect but the data doesn't lie. With Obamacare there've been zero Hitlers. Before obamacare there was at least one"
"I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said ""it's me or your fishing."" Gee I miss her."