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Joke of the Day

"It's Facebook's 10th birthday today. Let's all click ""Maybe"" on the event invite and then not show up."

"- How can you always be such a happy person? - I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible."

"Before seeing why your toddler has been quiet for 10 mins it's best to first call the plumber and write your apology letter to the landlord."

"why did god make girls so stupid? so that they would love boys"

"Under communism, every man has what he needs. That's why the butcher puts a sign up that says: *""nobody needs meat today.""*"

"Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter? He was Snowden."

"I want to live in one of those countries where the lawmakers get into fistfights"

"I'll never forget my uncles last words to me... ""Dont shake the ladder you little shit"""

"What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry? Answer in comments."

"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""