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Joke of the Day

"- How can you always be such a happy person? - I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible."

"Why couldn't the radish finish the race? He was just a little beet."

"What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke? Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window"

"Ticket Clerk: Enjoy the film! Me: U too! TC: Really? You'll take me with u? Me: I didn't mean.. TC: Oh, I see Me: I'm sor TC: [sobs] JUST GO"

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands."

"What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich? A sub routine."

"Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster? He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours."

"Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8."

"Smile and the world smiles with you. Laugh and the world wants you to stop looking at your phone and drive."

"Why is Islam a religion of peace? Well.. because Obama said so."