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Joke of the Day
"I want to live in one of those countries where the lawmakers get into fistfights"
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"What word is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly"
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"What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana? Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out."
"Here at Time Warner Cable we know that sex is an important part of a relationship. So we try to fuck you as often as possible."