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Joke of the Day
"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
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"Even if oil prices go down, I'm still going to siphon gas from my neighbor's car because I like the adrenaline rush and he's an asshole."
"The best jokes are the ones that have to be explained. Get it? Because that's the opposite of the truth, I was using sarcasm."
"God: okay I need to create something to fill the dark empty void in the meaningless lives of unmotivated people [creates Twitter]"
"I saw my waitress had a black eye so I ordered really slow Since she's obviously not good at listening."
"There were three holes in the ground. Well, well, well."
"Karma whoring is bad. Upvote if you agree."
"95% of the world is retarded I'm glad I am the 10%"
"I can never be a fan of Negative People... Squarely rooting for them is simply... Imaginary."
"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead. Credit goes to a Laffy Taffy wrapper from some years ago."