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Joke of the Day
"I can never be a fan of Negative People... Squarely rooting for them is simply... Imaginary."
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"What's one of the worst things about giving a man a blow job? The view."
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"A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ""Uno....dos....*poof*"" He disappeared without a tres"
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"How do you sink a Polish battleship? Put it in water"
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"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom? The p is silent."