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Joke of the Day

"I saw my waitress had a black eye so I ordered really slow Since she's obviously not good at listening."

"What's the difference between a muslim sex-doll & a christian sex-doll? The muslim sex-doll blows ITSELF up."

"I went to the zoo the other day... They only had a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"

"Two economists fall into a hole they realize they are trapped, and so they come up with a plan. The first step in their plan is... assume a ladder."

"If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit! KNEES TO CHEST"

"My single friends are always talking about clubbing and being hit on. Today's social scene sounds so violent."

"Which video game do Mexicans play the most? Borderlands"

"Facebook game requests are the Jehovah's Witnesses of the Internet"

"""What protection do you use?"" ""Protection?"" ""When you have Sex."" ""Sex??"""

"There was a kidnapping at school today. ... ... .... Everything's okay. He woke up."