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Joke of the Day
"This one is an oldie but a goodie Your mom"
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"My dealer said he'll be here in 20 minutes with the best popcorn ever. We're gonna watch a movie!"
"If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter, I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism."
"The problem with studying ancient Chinese art is I want some Mexican art a half an hour later."
"Bill Gates Asked Arnold Schwarzenegger if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10, he replied: I still love vista, baby."
"""Oh holy shit, what the hell is this!"" -people who request songs on the radio discovering the internet for the first time"
"What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it? We Can't Alope"
"Me: How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves? The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence"
"I'm always Frank with my partners. I don't want them knowing my real name now do I?"
"Where do Dutch sheep go at night? TO SHLEEP! :D"