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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of elephants? A pack o'derms"

"Bruce Willis is at the supermarket, standing by the cucumbers & laughing hysterically, pointing at them with tears streaming down his face"

"They say great things come in small packages But I assure you my thing is still pretty good."

"*adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms*"

"If you're reading this fortune cookie, I am being held at the Golden Dragon Dumpling Outlet against my will. Send help."

"always carrying a megaphone in case you have to sigh at someone far away"

"Arguing with a woman is a lot like reading a license agreement By the end, you ignore everything and just click ""agree""."

"Do Asian Golf Crowds Ohhhh And Awwwww Better Than American Fans?"

"Why was the killer whale fired from his restaurant job? Because he didn't serve a porpoise..."

"son ur mom told me u & ur gf broke up today? *puts hand on sons shoulder* if u had bought a pet falcon like i told u she woulda never left u"