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Joke of the Day
"""Darling, your teeth are like stars."" ""So yellow and so far apart..."""
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"My first time... My first time having sex and playing football were a lot alike... When it was all said and done I was exhausted bruised and bloody... But atleast my dad came..."
"If I ever run into Captian Crunch, I'm gonna punch him in the roof of his mouth."
"Two cows are grazing in a field... One turns to the other and asks ""Have you heard all this talk of mad cow disease?"" The other replies ""Why should I care? I'm a helicopter"""
"Let's sing a Unitarian's favorite hymn. ""We gather together to gather together . . ."""
"How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb? Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities."
"Son: Mom, when I will grow up enough to get out of the house without asking you? Mom: Son, your dad has not grown up as much yet."
"France is such a shitty country Even the nice parts are rundown"
"Einstein said ""If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."" Which I guess makes me an expert in secretive anal sex."
"It hurts? That's the body's way of showing you it's healing. It doesn't hurt? That's the body's way of showing you it's healing. - Doctors"