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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it a traffic jam? Because no one's jelly"
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"What has 5 eyes? invisibility"
"A visibly exhausted man walks into a bar and orders a drink. ""Long day?"" asks the bartender. ""No, all days are 24 hours long"" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is."
"Art: Stop it. Life: *mockingly* Stopp iiit."
"new book out: ""How I Fell Off a Cliff"" by Eileen Dover"
"When someone walks next to me at the same speed I want to grab their hand and start skipping"
"every time i see a fat, bald, goateed dude in public i get excited for a split second thinking it's Louis CK"
"Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote ""Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928""."
"Did you hear about Oscar Pistorius' home improvements? He wants a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend's dead against it"
"A neutrino walks through a bar."