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Joke of the Day

"Nintendo managed something astonishing in this week's Nintendo Direct announcements... People finally gave a shit about Cloud based gaming."

"HOW DO WELSH PEOPLE EAT CHEESE? CAERPHILLY"

"A haunted house would be pretty scary if it was filled with light switches that accidentally turned on the garbage disposal."

"A brightly-colored van drives slowly down our street. Kids gather excitedly. It is the Edible Arrangements truck. We are all betrayed."

"Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff? Amazon."

"What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance? Dewalts"

"Walt Disney was an anti-Semite.... The way Disneyland sponges the money makes him seem more like a Jew."

"Kessel Run With his latest crash, Harrison Ford has become the first pilot to complete the Kessel Run in 12 over Par-secs."

"Someone just told me to ""have a blessed day."" What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them."

"It's all fun and games until you lose your wifi signal."