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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the lumberjack who lost his job? They gave him the axe, he just couldn't hack it."

"I just sold adderal to a guy who thinks its viagra! Ahh, he'll thank me later."

"Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff? Tequila..."

"Why has Ten been flirting with Seven? Because she heard that Seven eight Nine's pussy."

"My fellow Canadians, Complain about the heat just *once* and it will get taken away from us. Don't be the reason we can't have nice things"

"Father's Day is a great time to give your father a tie so he can look extra nice at the job he settled for because you were born."

"Josh Dugger more like Josh Diddler"

"My ex girlfriend kept stuffed animals all over her bed. It really killed the mood... ...because she was a taxidermist."

"For all the effort I put into faking it, I should really just start writing down the confirmation number at the end of a phone call."

"How to keep idiot waiting? I'll tell tomorrow."