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Joke of the Day
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"why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink."
"[park bench with girlfriend] so you're dumping me because you don't think I'm smart? ""yes brent"" *starts raining* great and now sky water"
"What do you call a Mexican with a fake toe Roberto"
"I went door-to-door today telling my neighbors I'm a registered sex offender so they'll keep their damn kids out of my yard."
"The defendant is accused of putting a stick of dynamite into a steer. Abombinabull."
"Twitter should allow you to select the font your tweets appear in; thus giving me yet another thing to judge you by."
"I realized that if a girl were to say ""don't rape me"" with her teeth knocked out it would sound a lot like ""doe ray me""... Either way it's music to my ears! Credit: comedian Shawn Pearlman"
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care."
"What did the Nutzies say to their leader? ""Heil Dickler"""