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Joke of the Day
"Lunch menu at a middle school in Flint, MI: PB&J with some Pb&H20."
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"I had anal sex and my sperm were so confused They tried to fertilize a piece of corn."
"I like my women as I like my sandwiches... ...no crust."
"A bit computer geeky I feel bad for kids being born these days their grandkids will never know what an IPv4 address is."
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field!"
"Cooking with Hitler Step 1. Turn on the gas"
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"I also wrote a poem, too, too I feel. You feel. He feels. She feels. They feel. We feel. I know I'm not a great poet, but I've been told this is very touching."
"What do you call a Muslim Elvis Impersonator? Alam Shookup."
"Someone just called for cleanup in the dairy aisle but I'm the only one here so I dropped the jug of milk I was holding and ran"