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Joke of the Day

"An unsung legacy of Bill Clinton's presidency is that since he left office, no sitting President has shot a load on a non-spouse."

"What did Cinderella say when the got to the ball? She didn't say anything, she just gagged."

"I never get the silent treatment when I really want it."

"Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face."

"From the looks of your eyebrows, your shock collar must have malfunctioned."

"Do you or anyone you know regularly kill it on the web with net posts? You may be entitled to a false sense of self worth"

"When I'm having a shitty day sometimes I go to WalMart and just smile and show off my teeth."

"Sleep It's better than the rest"

"I think that time will eventually show that Vanilli was by far the more talented of the two."

"Well quit blocking my knife if you don't like being stabbed in the hands."